Vladimir Putin Was Arrested in a Florida Supermarket
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Vladimir Putin was arrested at a West Palm Beach supermarket on Monday, CNN
reports, but the charges do not, sadly, include espionage.
No, this
particular Vladimir Putin found screaming at employees at a Publix
grocery story was not the former KGB agent turned Russian authoritarian
leader. This Vladimir Putin happens to be from the state of Florida.
When police arrived at the
scene,Putin told them he had "missed his ride," which CNN wisely
points out would never happen to Russia Man Vladimir Putin. Florida Man
Vladimir Putin also refused to give his name to police, according to
their report, which pretty much makes sense. He was charged with
"resisting and/or obstructing an officer without violence."
The
whole episode prompts a disturbing question: What if Russia was ruled
by a Florida Man? Can you bring your pet gator to the Kremlin?
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